30+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Looking for the best jokes to try out with your friends or maybe your kids? Today’s batch of old and brand new knock knock jokes will make everyone laugh out loud, if not because they’re so funny, but because they’re so silly and some of them stupid to the point of being hilarious.
What’s a Knock Knock Joke?
Knock knock jokes are questions and answer jokes that end with a pun on the name or object that you give as an answer. There are a few other variations as well. You can also make exceptions to the most common joke formula and say something completely unrelated to the name, which can also be hilarious in its own way. Although they are primarily seen as kids’ jokes, there are tons of knock knock jokes …show more content…
Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? How do you not know who you are?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? You have Nobel, so I knocked.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Strawberry. Strawberry who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Strawberry. Strawberry who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Strawberry. Strawberry who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you relieved it’s not strawberry?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you—give me all your money!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I come.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! You’re under arrest!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Why did you get so excited?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, we’re starving.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. An extraterrestrial who? Wait–do you know more than one extraterrestrials?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? You’re Justin time for lunch!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come over for a sleepover?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel bite you if you’re not careful!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Beets! Beets who? Beets
Looking for the best jokes to try out with your friends or maybe your kids? Today’s batch of old and brand new knock knock jokes will make everyone laugh out loud, if not because they’re so funny, but because they’re so silly and some of them stupid to the point of being hilarious.
What’s a Knock Knock Joke?
Knock knock jokes are questions and answer jokes that end with a pun on the name or object that you give as an answer. There are a few other variations as well. You can also make exceptions to the most common joke formula and say something completely unrelated to the name, which can also be hilarious in its own way. Although they are primarily seen as kids’ jokes, there are tons of knock knock jokes …show more content…
Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? How do you not know who you are?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? You have Nobel, so I knocked.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Strawberry. Strawberry who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Strawberry. Strawberry who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Strawberry. Strawberry who? Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you relieved it’s not strawberry?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you—give me all your money!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I come.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police! You’re under arrest!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Why did you get so excited?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, we’re starving.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. An extraterrestrial who? Wait–do you know more than one extraterrestrials?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? You’re Justin time for lunch!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come over for a sleepover?
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel bite you if you’re not careful!
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Beets! Beets who? Beets