The Butt

billion pounds of cigarette butts wind up as toxic trash each year? That’s only one of the many consequences caused by smoking in public. If people would quit smoking in public it would reduce litter, secondhand smoke, and thirdhand smoke. First of all, litter is a big problem already but cigarette butts just add to it. Cigarette butts are not biodegradable, which means they aren’t capable of being decomposed. According to www.no-smoke.org, smoke free beach laws help reduce butts on beaches by…

where it could be used. Butt Joint- The butt joint one of the most basic and simple joints to construct as it is made with only two pieces of timber that are put together at the ends. This means that the joint isn't very strong. In fact it is the weakest joint in woodwork but it is the easiest to make. This joint is held together with glue, nails and screws but can also be secured with a combination of methods to greatly increase its strength. The aspect of the butt joint being so weak it…

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a cute butt must be aware of its effect on susceptible young ladies and be a complete and utter jerk about it. Thankfully, said single man did not know that (Y/N) (Y/L/N) was a susceptible young lady, nor that she was in the possession of the opinion that his butt was cute, therefore he simply ignored her existence. (Although she wasn't quite sure whether or not this was actually a winning situation.) She had her best…

Error. Madar, as always, has such a charming and entertaining stage personality. He keeps the crowd amused with jokey commentary and hilarious song selections. A cover of Rodney Carrington’s “In Her Day” and his take on Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “ I Like Big Butts”, for an example. Falana, usually joined by Josh Mayer (Call Me Lemon), sang a few covers as well. “Stay with Me” by Sam Smith was the more notable song of choice. The reach in his voice was impressive, as it appeared perfectly effortless. His…

This article talks about how the poison dart frogs has gaining resistance to lethal toxin. This toxin disrupts a chemical to their brain. However, by messing with these proteins that these toxins have in their body with a “switch”, which is how they call it in this article, who change protein building blocks, they have got to managed it. These frogs use this lethal toxin to defend themselves from predators. The study that these scientists did was focusing of frogs that carry epibatidine, a…

“The Girl That Butt-Shuffled” To most people you meet you are just someone they met once, however every now and again people will remember you for something. Like for example we had this big singing thing at my last high school every year called “Celebration”. It’s exactly what it sounds like, the whole school sings for a few hours. There’s not even cake, it wasn’t much of a celebration by my standards. Anyway, I was fortunate enough to be chosen to lead the school in this. It was fantastic I…

“Idiocracy” is a film directed by Mike Judge that is a satirical science fiction film which basically predicts our nation’s cultural decline into nothing but a nation of imbeciles. Judge starts the film with the idea that intelligent people have now become an endangered species while the uneducated are copulating and reproducing at furiously rising exponential rates. The film presented a dangerous and chaotic way to view the world. The impoverished and uneducated people were portrayed as the…

When all the smart people die off, all that is left is the dumb. Idiocracy came out in 2006 and is a mediocre satire. After 500 years, Joe Bower, an average guy played by Luke Wilson, wakes up from a government hibernation experiment to a dimwitted society where he is the smartest person alive. Although the acting in Idiocracy is phenomenal, the portrayal of society in the future is annoyingly exaggerated and the narrator’s voice over is unnecessary but understandable. Starts off with Joe…

“Hope Walker get your butt down here!” yelled Grayson. “I’m coming! Clam your horses!” What’s got his pants twisted? I thought to myself. He knows I hate it when they boss me around. Yes, I know I am the youngest of the family but I am still sixteen. Definitely not two! But even though they do that I still love them to death. They are everything to me, my best friends, brothers, and my life. I have my twin Easton who is a complete goofball, Grayson that’s in 12th grade and likes to think he is…

a lot in the next few minutes. Like most of us, Justin Bieber has a butt. However, as you all know, putting your butt on Instagram gets around twenty likes, maybe thirty on a good day. Not for the Beebz. The most recent portrayal of his royal bottom not only defied logic, it insulted President Barack Obama. JUSTIN BIEBER'S BUTT OWNS INSTAGRAM The fact that Justin Bieber has shots of his butt are one thing. Many of us take butt shots all the time. That's not the bothersome part. What really…