This is the laziest way I use “English”. I usually use this with whomever I text, whenever and wherever I need to. This requires a different style of English, where one abbreviates words. For instance, if I want to say the word “yeah” then I would abbreviate it to “ya” or “yea”. The name of this style of writing is leetspeak. The whole reason I use leetspeak when I text is because it helps me type faster. Commonly, I am in class and I need to type “Yeah, I will talk to you later. Goodbye.” Instead of taking all that time to type all that out, I would simply just type “Yea, I’ll tlk 2 u l8tr. Bye.” Generally who ever I text will not be someone that I need to be formal with, because this style of “English” is not very proper. Counter to that, when I am with fairly new people I try to typically speak more clearly such as use “you all” instead of “y’all”. I consistently try to use proper English. Occasionally, I stumble upon my own words and lose my train of thought. For example, I could be talking about my dog. I will pause and try to fix this by looking down and think to myself; I will go through all the thoughts in my head trying to recollect what I was saying. When this happens I usually end up on a different subject and get them intertwined and confused. This causes me to feel foolish and makes me think I have left a bad impression of myself on the new people I meet. On the other hand, when I talk to my father we usually use immense words, like gasconading, this means to be boastful. For example, when my father would talk about certain scientific theories and equations he would often say, “There are very few people who are smarter than me.” I would then bring him down and say, “Dad we excuse your gasconading talks today” he would then try to rebuttal with another word, but eventually I would get my point across. He and I try and speak with sophistication by using eloquent words, some of the time my mom and brother couldn’t understand. Such as, I would ask “Hey dad how does a micro-processor work?” He would then say, “A micro-processor is built on semi-conductor substrates with PN junctions that control electronic flow.” “So you are saying the electronic control is controlled by electronic potential.” I would say. Our talk would ultimately get so enormous that nobody else could understand us besides anyone who has as high of an IQ as us. But this is how my father and I talk and understand each other. In conclusion, when I am with my father I usually talk with immense sizeable words. Another dialect I use is one I use with my family. With them I usually use “yes, sir” and “no, sir” instead of using “yeah” and “nah” that I use with my friends. For example, if I am sitting on the
This is the laziest way I use “English”. I usually use this with whomever I text, whenever and wherever I need to. This requires a different style of English, where one abbreviates words. For instance, if I want to say the word “yeah” then I would abbreviate it to “ya” or “yea”. The name of this style of writing is leetspeak. The whole reason I use leetspeak when I text is because it helps me type faster. Commonly, I am in class and I need to type “Yeah, I will talk to you later. Goodbye.” Instead of taking all that time to type all that out, I would simply just type “Yea, I’ll tlk 2 u l8tr. Bye.” Generally who ever I text will not be someone that I need to be formal with, because this style of “English” is not very proper. Counter to that, when I am with fairly new people I try to typically speak more clearly such as use “you all” instead of “y’all”. I consistently try to use proper English. Occasionally, I stumble upon my own words and lose my train of thought. For example, I could be talking about my dog. I will pause and try to fix this by looking down and think to myself; I will go through all the thoughts in my head trying to recollect what I was saying. When this happens I usually end up on a different subject and get them intertwined and confused. This causes me to feel foolish and makes me think I have left a bad impression of myself on the new people I meet. On the other hand, when I talk to my father we usually use immense words, like gasconading, this means to be boastful. For example, when my father would talk about certain scientific theories and equations he would often say, “There are very few people who are smarter than me.” I would then bring him down and say, “Dad we excuse your gasconading talks today” he would then try to rebuttal with another word, but eventually I would get my point across. He and I try and speak with sophistication by using eloquent words, some of the time my mom and brother couldn’t understand. Such as, I would ask “Hey dad how does a micro-processor work?” He would then say, “A micro-processor is built on semi-conductor substrates with PN junctions that control electronic flow.” “So you are saying the electronic control is controlled by electronic potential.” I would say. Our talk would ultimately get so enormous that nobody else could understand us besides anyone who has as high of an IQ as us. But this is how my father and I talk and understand each other. In conclusion, when I am with my father I usually talk with immense sizeable words. Another dialect I use is one I use with my family. With them I usually use “yes, sir” and “no, sir” instead of using “yeah” and “nah” that I use with my friends. For example, if I am sitting on the