I squatted on the ground, my head between my knees. This is going to be fun, I sarcastically pondered. Even drunk, I was still a sassy, pompous smart-ass. Good. When I finished emptying my body of about $70 worth of cocktails, I stood and pulled a pack of cigarettes from the purse that had somehow, miraculously, stayed with me. I didn't even remember grabbing it, but I thanked God -- who was probably condemning me to hell at the same time-- that I had it as I lit a cigarette and took a long drag. I looked around at the dank, grungy place I was in. I faced a chain link fence. To my right, the street. To my left, a smelly, disgusting dumpster surrounded by trash bags and boxes. Behind it was the solid stone wall of the Golden Panda Chinese restaurant (and take-out). A muffled beat blasted through the wall behind me, some overplayed song I vaguely remembered. I wracked my brain for its title, but even the orange-tinted street lights that illuminated the alley were giving me a migraine. I decided it was probably a good time to go home and lick my wounds; after all, it was Tuesday. The business world never stopped, not even for lightweight assholes like
I squatted on the ground, my head between my knees. This is going to be fun, I sarcastically pondered. Even drunk, I was still a sassy, pompous smart-ass. Good. When I finished emptying my body of about $70 worth of cocktails, I stood and pulled a pack of cigarettes from the purse that had somehow, miraculously, stayed with me. I didn't even remember grabbing it, but I thanked God -- who was probably condemning me to hell at the same time-- that I had it as I lit a cigarette and took a long drag. I looked around at the dank, grungy place I was in. I faced a chain link fence. To my right, the street. To my left, a smelly, disgusting dumpster surrounded by trash bags and boxes. Behind it was the solid stone wall of the Golden Panda Chinese restaurant (and take-out). A muffled beat blasted through the wall behind me, some overplayed song I vaguely remembered. I wracked my brain for its title, but even the orange-tinted street lights that illuminated the alley were giving me a migraine. I decided it was probably a good time to go home and lick my wounds; after all, it was Tuesday. The business world never stopped, not even for lightweight assholes like