Crazy Cooking Satire

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Crazy Cooking

I’ve been counting sheep,
Putting my mind to sleep.
Bored while I listen to the recipe.
It’s five pm and I’m already sleepy,
My brain is no longer working.
Finally the recipe has been read.
I must now make the cookie recipe!
Sweaty palms and salty saliva.
Oh how I wish I had listened!

I slowly make my way to the kitchen.
I try to recall what was said,
But I simply can’t.
I go into panic mode.
Flour, eggs, milk are in the mixer.
Did I add eggs?
I can’t remember.
Two more eggs are thrown into the mixer.
The cookies are in the oven.
Time to relax.
Until I forget how long they bake!
After ten minutes I take the cookies out.

“What’s done is done.” I say under my breath.
I take the cookies to the teacher.
The bell rang right before

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