Once upon a time, Cinderella ran down the steps of the white royal castle and dropped one of her glass slippers. The prince was devastated, not knowing where his true love had ran of to. As he screeched,”WHERE IS SHEEEEEEEEEE,” the King paced over to comfort him. “Why art thou in pain,” confronted the king. The prince replied,” Dad, this is a parody, you don't have to talk like it’s the 16th century, and I'm crying because my true love just ran away from me.” “Do you remember what she looked like, or what her name was,” offered the King. The prince mumbled,” No but she did leave a glass slipper on the front stairs,” as he presented the little figurine to the King. “I plan to fit this shoe on every girl in the kingdom, first girl it fits
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Though the prince ignored the king's warning, and set of to find this soulmate of his. As he approached the first house he couldn't help but notice that the house right next to it had a very beautiful servant staring at him as if she knew him, but he quickly pushed the thought away, knowing that he had a quest to complete. He knocked on the door three times before a short chubby redhead thirteen year old that had feet too big for her body, opened the …show more content…
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Once upon a time, there was a mouse. This mouse was a friend to a lowly servant far far away from the King's royal castle, but ever since the girl went insane,(saying something about a glass slipper), the mouse needed somewhere to live. So he went to the great Sherwood Forest to eat the cheese of Robin Hood but on the way he startled an elephant, owned by the King,(on a business meeting with other elephants).
The elephant was so startled then she ran backward and squished Ale the merchant. Ale was the prince's favorite merchant, so when he found out he was dead he freaked out.
“What has happened to Ale,” panicked the prince.
A young peasant screamed,” I SAW HIM GET SQUISHED BY THE KING'S ELEPHANT.” So the prince blamed the King and provoked the Great War of 1812. And know one lived happily ever
Though the prince ignored the king's warning, and set of to find this soulmate of his. As he approached the first house he couldn't help but notice that the house right next to it had a very beautiful servant staring at him as if she knew him, but he quickly pushed the thought away, knowing that he had a quest to complete. He knocked on the door three times before a short chubby redhead thirteen year old that had feet too big for her body, opened the …show more content…
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Once upon a time, there was a mouse. This mouse was a friend to a lowly servant far far away from the King's royal castle, but ever since the girl went insane,(saying something about a glass slipper), the mouse needed somewhere to live. So he went to the great Sherwood Forest to eat the cheese of Robin Hood but on the way he startled an elephant, owned by the King,(on a business meeting with other elephants).
The elephant was so startled then she ran backward and squished Ale the merchant. Ale was the prince's favorite merchant, so when he found out he was dead he freaked out.
“What has happened to Ale,” panicked the prince.
A young peasant screamed,” I SAW HIM GET SQUISHED BY THE KING'S ELEPHANT.” So the prince blamed the King and provoked the Great War of 1812. And know one lived happily ever