(Second Staff Member standing on stage and First Staff Member walking towards him in a hurriedly manner.)
[First] Staff Member: Where in the proximity of this diverse Earth is Potpan? That zipperhead that noob! He should be illuminating the fluorescent lights and scouring the gum off the undersides of tables from those vacuous and vexatious pesticides. Their ignorance makes me non compos mentis!! Ahem..
[Second] Staff Member: When intelligence is in the appendages of two geeks, it is not a good thing. So naturally I don't know where he is.
[First] Staff Member: Bazinga, he must be playing his foolish video games. Pokemon was so last year! This searching and waiting is making me go ballistic!, faster than Ununoctium's half life can end! …show more content…
Speaks with an allured tone.}: I'm sorry for sneaking up on you and suddenly touching your palm. But you really captivated my retinas. Absolve my sudden rush of coquettish but is there Wifi here? Cause I sure am feeling a connection {Romeo and Juliet laugh}.
Juliet Oh boy! You are quite the jokester!
Romeo I would very much like it if you'd let me connect my lips to yours! It would be the best first kiss in the whole entire mankind. Of course, that's an exaggeration considering that there are billions of people in the world.
Juliet {nervously backs away}: What the heck?! You’re touching my appendage. But well then, if our bacteria and germs are already contaminating each other, I suppose our lips could touch too.
Romeo: I know this is an instantaneous proposition, but homosapiens kiss all the time.
Juliet: Ah fiddlesticks! You intellectual specimen, your lips are used for debating! For talking about sciences! To talk about how atoms create covalent bonds with each other!
Romeo: If elements create covalent bonds and become stable, then let our lips do the same! Let our lips bond with each other and make me become stable by not fretting that you won't kiss …show more content…
She goes to Capulet HS? Oh how unpleasant this is! My first kiss was with a female on the other team for the decathlon!
Benvolio {comes running in excitedly and out of breath}: We must go, the debate is going to begin shortly and we cannot miss the intelligent words our side will be delivering.
Romeo It is too late now to turn back! Just like Darwin's theory I have evolved from a boy to a man! Ugh, her being on the opposite team is going to be the demise of me!
Romeo and Benvolio Run Off to the Debate Table
{Juliet enter next to Ms.Nurse}
Juliet Ms. Nurse the boy you were sharing conversation with...Do you happen to the know his name or IQ? He sure knows how to imprint a first impression.
Ms. Nurse (Juliet's Tutor ) He is Romeo, top of his class at Montague HS
Juliet I cannot begin to fathom how painfully awful this is! This is worse then when Raichu beat pikachu in the Frontier battle. It is too early to know him and to late to not. I have bonded with an enemy to whom I have found love {Deep sigh}.
Juliet and Ms. Nurse walk off
[First] Staff Member: Where in the proximity of this diverse Earth is Potpan? That zipperhead that noob! He should be illuminating the fluorescent lights and scouring the gum off the undersides of tables from those vacuous and vexatious pesticides. Their ignorance makes me non compos mentis!! Ahem..
[Second] Staff Member: When intelligence is in the appendages of two geeks, it is not a good thing. So naturally I don't know where he is.
[First] Staff Member: Bazinga, he must be playing his foolish video games. Pokemon was so last year! This searching and waiting is making me go ballistic!, faster than Ununoctium's half life can end! …show more content…
Speaks with an allured tone.}: I'm sorry for sneaking up on you and suddenly touching your palm. But you really captivated my retinas. Absolve my sudden rush of coquettish but is there Wifi here? Cause I sure am feeling a connection {Romeo and Juliet laugh}.
Juliet Oh boy! You are quite the jokester!
Romeo I would very much like it if you'd let me connect my lips to yours! It would be the best first kiss in the whole entire mankind. Of course, that's an exaggeration considering that there are billions of people in the world.
Juliet {nervously backs away}: What the heck?! You’re touching my appendage. But well then, if our bacteria and germs are already contaminating each other, I suppose our lips could touch too.
Romeo: I know this is an instantaneous proposition, but homosapiens kiss all the time.
Juliet: Ah fiddlesticks! You intellectual specimen, your lips are used for debating! For talking about sciences! To talk about how atoms create covalent bonds with each other!
Romeo: If elements create covalent bonds and become stable, then let our lips do the same! Let our lips bond with each other and make me become stable by not fretting that you won't kiss …show more content…
She goes to Capulet HS? Oh how unpleasant this is! My first kiss was with a female on the other team for the decathlon!
Benvolio {comes running in excitedly and out of breath}: We must go, the debate is going to begin shortly and we cannot miss the intelligent words our side will be delivering.
Romeo It is too late now to turn back! Just like Darwin's theory I have evolved from a boy to a man! Ugh, her being on the opposite team is going to be the demise of me!
Romeo and Benvolio Run Off to the Debate Table
{Juliet enter next to Ms.Nurse}
Juliet Ms. Nurse the boy you were sharing conversation with...Do you happen to the know his name or IQ? He sure knows how to imprint a first impression.
Ms. Nurse (Juliet's Tutor ) He is Romeo, top of his class at Montague HS
Juliet I cannot begin to fathom how painfully awful this is! This is worse then when Raichu beat pikachu in the Frontier battle. It is too early to know him and to late to not. I have bonded with an enemy to whom I have found love {Deep sigh}.
Juliet and Ms. Nurse walk off