Pros And Cons Of Farting

The silent crime was committed leaving behind a foul smell that choked my nostrils to death—a fart. I looked at the suspect in the eye, but he quickly denied the accusation, even though he was the only person in the room. Blame, guilt, embarrassment—all seem to attack a person when they let “one rip” that accusing someone else is the perfect disguise from the crime. Everyone farts—kings and queens, rich and poor, men and women—that if anyone says they do not fart then they are either lying or not alive. Farting is a natural activity of our body, from the stench to the noise, that hiding a fart is almost impossible unless the fart is silent and odorless. The culprit of farting as Lorenz states are these tiny microorganisms that live inside our intestines—bacteria, who are responsible for digesting our food and releasing gas. Lorenz says that sometimes even the air that people swallow along with food causes farts to erupt, so the bacteria is not the only one to blame for farting. People might think that they do not fart a lot, but Andrea says that people fart an average of 14 times a day! Impressive, huh? Now for those ladies that want to follow their etiquette, …show more content…
First, a person must “Eat smaller meals, eat slower to gulp less air, stay calm and do not stress while eating, and exercise,” advises Andrea. Then, a person will definitely fart less often, and if a person wants to eliminate the stench of a fart then, they should eat less sulfur-rich foods to avoid starting an apocalypse. The farts people throw are relatively fast and reach a speed of ten feet per second (six and half miles per hour), according to Andrea. Snail, tortoise, sloth—are only some of the slowest animals that a fart could beat in a race so people get your farts ready to blast in 3, 2, 1,